Naruto Vore: Kin Tsuchi

Kin Tsuchi's Gas Belly of a Thousand Smells No Jutsu.




Orochimaru had left his mark on Sasuke Uchiha during the Chunin exam and now it was only
a matter of time before the young Uchiha would give in to his Curse Mark seal. Orochimaru
waited patiently in the forest where the Chunin exam was being held and soon enough, three
of his young Genin level ninjas had found him. They were Zaku Abumi, Dosu Kinuta, and Kin
Tsuchi. "Sasuke is beyond a few of those fields. He has two members on his team. One of
them is the Nine Tailed Fox boy the other a defenseless female ninja with pink beautiful
hair." Orochimaru said. Kin, the girl of the group scoffed. "Typical female stereotype."
Kin mutter making her partner Zaku snicker. "Sasuke is your main target. The Nine Tailed
brat shouldn't be a problem now, and the girl is nothing. Focus on Sasuke and eliminate
him." Orochimaru said. "We shall make it so, Lord Orochimaru." Dosu said. The three
young sound ninjas go off ahead to find Sasuke. Orochimaru smirked watching them leave.
"Soon Sasuke will unleash his true powers and will be one step closer to being mine."
Orochimaru said licking his lips. He couldn't wait for the results. The three sound ninjas
found their target. Sasuke Uchiha was laying on the floor next to his blonde haired class
mate, Naruto Uzumaki. They were under the care of Sakura Haruno, the only one of them that
was still awake.





"There is Sasuke. He's already down and out. This shall be a easy kill." Dosu said. "Not
much fun when they can't fight back, but I won't complain. A mission is a mission, eh?"
Zaku said. Kin was more interested in Sakura. "Look at her. She doesn't look tough at all.
And that hair! It's so beautiful." Kin said. "Jealous?" Zaku asked prodding her long black
hair. "No! I hate that! A female ninja should not have bright pink hair like that. It is
not even tied up. How can she sneak up on someone with bright hair like that? And her
clothes, look at them, bright red. Forget Sasuke I want that chick! I will show her what
a female ninja is really about!" Kin said furious. "It's really not a problem to concern
yourself with." Dosu said. "Yes it is. This is personal. Heheh, good thing I haven't
eaten today. Because now the sound snake is on the hunt." Kin said drooling a bit. "Must
you do this everytime you encounter a female ninja?" Dosu asked. "Your both boys so I don't
expect you to understand my frustration." Kin didn't wait for Zaku and Dosu she moved into
a bush and watched Sakura as she took care of Sasuke and Naruto. Both of the boys were in
bad shape. Naruto the blonde boy wasn't moving but Sasuke was twitching and turning on the
floor in pain while Sakura put a wet rag on his head. Kin was silent as she watched her
prey. Much to her annoyance Dosu and Zaku already announced their presence to Sakura.
"Hey you there! Would you wake up Sasuke for us? We would like a match with him." Dosu
said. "Those jerks." Kin muttered from her bush.





Sakura turned to the sound ninjas. "Who are you and what do you want?" Sakura yelled. "We
already told you, we want Sasuke. Don't bother getting involved! You haven't the skills to
take us down." Dosu said wagging his finger at Sakura. "Enough!" Kin came out from her bush
and faced Sakura. "Your sound ninjas!" Sakura said. "Yeah, yeah. Who do you think you are
with your beautiful pink hair? You call yourself a ninja?" Kin said. "Excuse me? I am a
ninja!" Sakura said holding up her Leaf headband. "Oh please. They let anyone be a ninja
in Konoha. How disgusting. How can you be steath like with hair like that? And is that
shampoo and deodorant I smell on you?" Kin asked. "So I like to smell like a human being,
you should try it sometime! I can smell your unwashed hair and pits all the way from
over here." Sakura said. "It is better to smell like the earth when stalking possible
targets. You wouldn't have even known I was here if it wasn't for my male teammates." Kin
argued. "Can we end this now? We're here for Sasuke." Dosu said. "You won't have him."
Sakura pointed her kunai knife at Dosu. "Sasuke sounds like more then just a teammate to
you. Do you love him?" Kin asked making a kissy face. "I don't have to answer to some
brat who doesn't even know how to wash her hair!" Sakura said. "I do wash my hair, for your
information!" Kin said. "Like once a month." Zaku whispered and Kin smacked him. "I already
told you all, it is better to smell of the earth while stalking people to silently kill.
Anyway since Sasuke is so important to you, I guess I'll  take care of him first." Kin held
up senbon needles and threw them at Sakura. Sakura dropped to the ground and avoided them
but as she did, Kin had taken Sasuke right off the ground.






"Impressed by my ninja speed? I bet you don't see many Kunoichi move that fast in your
shampoo loving village. Take a good long last look at your lover." Kin said as she opened
her mouth wide open and her jaws unhinged. "Kin's really not playing around." Dosu said.
"Sasuke!" Sakura tried to get over to kin but, she hopped up a shaded tree surrounded by
leaves and began to swallow Sasuke. *GULP* *GULP* Sakura tried to climb the tree herself
but her concern for Sasuke made her unfocused and sloppy and so her chakra control was
messed up. Dosu and Zaku did not lift a finger to help as Kin had the situation under
control. Kin's gulping got louder until the final loud gulp echoed in the area. *GULLLP*
Kin jumped back down from the tree with a huge shiny belly sticking out from under her
pale green vest. *BLORP* *BLUG* *PLOSH* *SPLORF* Kin was using one of her senbon needles
to pick her teeth with one hand while the other rested on her bloated belly. "SASUKE!!"
Sakura screamed. *BLORSH* *GLUB* *CHURN* *GURGLE* Kin's round belly sloshing was her only
response. Kin dropped her senbon needle on the floor after she was done expertly cleaning
her teeth with it. "That was good. I noticed you couldn't get up the tree to stop me from
eating your beloved Sasuke. I didn't even need my chakra for that, as you can see I need
it all for my stomach, but the fact that you did and couldn't stop me is pretty poor."
Kin said. "Give me back Sasuke!" Sakura threw her kunai knife at Kin and the knife bounced
off Kin's shiny round potbelly, not leaving a sinlge mark.





"You can't hurt my stomach when I have live prey in it. If you want to save your Sasuke
you better act like a real ninja." Kin said and then formed a mean smile. "My belly often
digests very slowly. It and I both like to feel our prey squirm around. Just for fun I
barf them back out just to eat them again so they can experience the entire nightmare of
my belly all over again. You should see all my boy-toys I have at my place back in the
sound village. Locked in cages they sit there fearing when I'll 'play' with them again. I
do get carried away and fully digest some of them, but hey I never said I was perfect."
Kin shrugged. "I'll never let you keep Sasuke in a cage! The only person who will cage
Sasuke is me...I mean, I'm going to free him. So let him go!" Sakura yelled. "Come over
here and make me!" Kin yelled back. She grabbed her balloon sized belly on her sides and
shook it. *BLOSH* *SPLOSH* *GLORP* *PLORRRP* Sakura leaped at Kin and kicked her giant gut.
*BWWOOMP* It wobbled around for awhile but soon it bounced back to its regular shape and
bobbed a bit while sticking out from Kin's vest. "Was that suppose to hurt?" Kin mocked.
Sakura began to rapidly punch Kin's large belly, it did nothing to hurt her and the round
shiny belly would always bounce back unharmed. Kin swung her huge stomach and it smacked
Sakura on the ground. "Ouch! Did I hurt the shampoo ninja?" Kin laughed. *SPLOSH* *GLOOP*
*SLOSH* *JIGGLE* *BOUNCE* Kin's round belly sloshed loudly along with her.





Sakura rubbed her head feeling the effects of being hit by a really heavy belly. "Maybe
your just jealous that your hair will never be as good looking as mine, is that it?"
Sakura said trying to get Kin mad. Kin however had a arrogant smile. "I'll give you a
reason to really wash that hair you love so much!" Kin did a fast hand sign and tapped her
huge belly. *BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*
Kin burped loudly on Sakura. It was very loud and deep, Sakura thought she might have gone
deaf by this gassy assault from Kin. But what was worse was the smell of her burp, it was
beyond bad. "Ugh!" Sakura plugged her nose but found herself in a cloud of gas smog from
Kin's big belch. Even Zaku and Dosu had to keep their distance from Kin's gassy burp. When
it ended Sakura was on her knees. "Take a good look at your hair." Kin said. Sakura looked
at her hair and it was now light green from the smog of gas in Kin's deep burp. Sakura
was shocked by her new hair. It also had the stink of Kin's burp washed in it. "My burps
stink worse then a pack of farting skunks. I've used them on a assaination mission before."
Kin smiled taking pride in her stink burp as well as Sakura's new gassy green hair. "It's
the main reason Kin was selected as our teammate." Zaku said. "Indeed. Kin's gas has a
unusual amount of chakra in it. A single stink burp from her could kill a entire squad.
She almost killed us once at lunch when she drank a spoiled milk carton by mistake and
burped." Dosu said. Sakura couldn't get up as the smell was to much. Kin's round potbelly
let out a gaseous grumble. *GRRRRUUUMBLE* *GUUURRRRGLE* Kin smiled as her large stomach
gurgled. Her cheeks filled up with gas swelling up round and shiny. Sakura grew afraid and
ducked her head.






*MMMMMMMMMMBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPH*
Kin unleashed a devastating closed mouth burp, making her cheeks stick out like a nuclear
bomb had gone off in them. Sakura peeked out to see Kin hold her deep belch in and saw
her afraid reflection in Kin's shiny balloon cheeks. The burp remained loud with a deep
bass from beginning to end, closed mouthed or not. As Kin's cheeks deflated to regular
size she sighed fresh air. "I can't keep burping on you back to back. You wouldn't make it
and I want to swallow you alive to feel you squirm in my belly." Kin said rubbing her
bulbous and gassy belly. Kin grabbed Sakura by her newly green hair and by instinct Sakura
punched Kin right in her shiny potbelly, which absorbed the punch very easily, with no
damage. Kin ignored it as if it didn't even happen, her belly didn't feel it. "I am going
to take great pleasure in eating you! Glad I burped on your hair before I do though. I
would hate for my burps to smell like shampoo. After I eat you I am going to unleash a
gas bomb burp on your village that will stink so bad it'll send even the Hokage fleeing
from the village in terror. I'll name the deadly belch after you since you'll be the gas
fueling my fat belly and me. It'll stink just like your ninja skills. Well deserved on
Konoha for not teaching you proper Kunoichi skills." Kin said having a tight grip on
Sakura's hair. Kin then burped out to Sakura *WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IIIIISSSSSSSS
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMME?* With
Kin's burp sentence smelling so bad Sakura was forced to give in, fearing Kin would just
keep burping if she didn't. "It's Sakura!" Sakura shouted. Kin kept her grip on Sakura's
hair. "Good news, your about to rejoin your beloved Sasuke." Kin opened her mouth wide
open and shoved Sakura in her mouth. "Yuck!" sakura screamed as she slithered down Kin's
throat being gulped down.





*GULP* *GULP* Kin gulped Sakura down like a snake. Her throat was bulging and soon Sakura
landed in Kin's belly which was twice as bloated now with Sakura swelling it out. Kin
rubbed her huge massive shiny belly as it let out deep gassy gurgles. *BLOOOOORRRP*
*GLOOOP* *GRRRUUUMBLE* *CHUUUURRRRN* *BLOOORRRSH* *SPLOOOSH* Kin's round belly noises
were near deafening. Kin covered her mouth and her cheeks had ballooned out to the size
of round beach balls of flesh, as she burped while covering her mouth best that she could.
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*
Kin burped loudly and deadlier as ever. She enjoyed the worried looks of Zaku and Dosu's
faces as her giant stink burp spread through the air. Kin patted her Sakura and Sasuke
bloated belly as it shined. *POP* Kin's belly button popped to a outie after she was done
burping up a stink storm. "She tasted better then Sasuke did." Kin said pleased with
herself. Inside Kin's gassy belly prison Sakura was next to Sasuke as a small pool of
gastric juices fill the belly prison. Sasuke was still out cold but was no longer twitching
anymore. Sakura held her nose and wanted to hold her breath. The air was the most foul
smelling thing she had ever experienced. "How are you doing in there? If you thought I
smelled on the outside, then you must think its the same on the inside. But it is about
to get worse." Kin did another hand sign and tapped her bloated belly once again. "I named
this the 'Gas Belly of a thousand smells' no justsu." Inside Kin's round belly the belly
juices started to rise. The smell intensified as various different smells mixed together
in the pool of gastric juices. Sakura kept her head and Sasuke's abve the rising pool.
*BLOORRRP* *BUBBLE* *SPLOOSH* *GUURRRGLE* On the outside Kin's already ballooned out belly
started stretching out even more getting rounder and fatter. *STRETCH* *BULGE* "This jutsu
of mine summons up the smells of my previous digested foods that met their end in my gut.
Breakfest, lunch, dinner, doesn't matter what it was. You'll find out soon enough what
I've eaten. My belly becomes a living gas factory." Kin said poking her engorged belly.






"Your disgusting to invent something like this!" Sakura yelled from in the belly prison.
"I can't take credit for making this jutsu. Another chick deserves that honor." Kin said.
sakura had started to thrash around Kin's bloated belly, leaving bulges and outline
imprints on it. "Oh I haven't told you the best part about it. My digestion shuts down
during this jutsu. So you can be in there for days while its up." Kin said. Sakura saw
a large gas bubble float up Kin's throat. Shortly she herd Kin burp loudly on the outside.
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCH* Sakura felt
Kin's entire balloon belly shake after her belch. "Excuse me. I'm really being rude....
I should share it with you!" Kin took a large inhale of air and covered her mouth after it.
*BBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*
Kin's cheeks stretched out round and fat until they were like shiny replicas of her large
belly. Same bloated size, same shiny surface, all that was missing was a belly button for
each gas swollen cheek. Rather then let her belch end she swallowed it back down her throat
with great force. *GULLLLLLOOOOORRP* Kin's bowling ball cheeks slowly deflated as it went
down her throat which made it bloat out before returning to normal size as her burp bomb
entered her large belly. Sakura screamed as the burp landed on her, the sheer stink of it
drove her crazy. Kin laughed holding the sides of her round sloshy belly. She then walked
up to Naruto laying on the floor, her big belly eclipsing him like it was a bloated sun of
flesh. "Last but not least. I don't know this guy's story but might as well finish the set,
ya'know?" Kin, with much difficulting bent down and picked up Naruto who, like Sasuke
was not awake and she slurped him up like a noodle. *BWOOMP* Kin's giant belly got even
wider with Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke all in it. Naruto landed on Sakura in the belly.





"Naruto! Watch where your landing!" Sakura yelled from inside Kin's bloated belly. "That's
all of them. Let's go report back to Lord Orochimaru." Dosu said. Kin held her swollen gut
in her hands, moving with it was difficult now. Orochimaru hadn't left where the sound
genin had left him and when they returned to him he was shocked. "Lord Orochimaru. We have
returned." Dosu said. "Eh? You have returned? But...that is impossible. I mean how did it
go?" Orochimaru asked, trying to hide his surprise. "It went well! I took care of the
entire group, see?" Kin stuck her bulbous belly out to Orochimaru, eager to gain his favor.
"We could have helped, but Kin was greedy. You know how she gets when she's eating and
burping." Zaku said. "Shut up, Zaku or I'll burp on you!" Kin yelled. "You wouldn't dare!"
Zaku argued back. "The point is, the mission went through successfully." Dosu said.
Orochimaru looked as if someone had taken away something very important to him. He couldn't
believe what he was hearing. His three low level genin sound ninjas had actually gotten
rid of Sasuke. His plan was ruined. His dear Sasuke was gone. "Lord Orochimaru?" Dosu saw
that Orochimaru was looking upset. *BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP*
Kin had burped loudly, making Zaku bow down and apologize to her. "G...good work then.
Return to the Chunin exams and await further orders." Orochimaru said. Dosu, Zaku and Kin
nodded and began to leave. "I think Lord Orochimaru is pleased with me the most." Kin said.
*BLORP* Her big belly agreed. "Well next time, I want a kill!" Zaku said as the outlines
of Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto bulged in and out of Kin's enormous belly. As soon as they
were gone, Orochimaru threw a temper tantrum. "I want my Sasuke! They took my Sasuke! I
am so going to sacrifice those brats for stealing my beloved Sasuke!" Orochimaru said with
tears in his eyes.


The End.